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He&#8217;s just part of their scam. He&#8217;s not of this earth, you see. He is an insect man. More powerful than Ant Man, more popular than Beatles, he drives &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2172\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2313,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2313","url_meta":{"origin":2172,"position":0},"title":"Coup Day Ta Ta","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 5, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Trump is in his bunker, not the one in Mar-a-Lago. He wants to turn the D.C. streets to '68 Chicago. 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