Who’s that lefty on the hill?
\nHe can really move that pill.
\nHow’s he make it do that shit?
\nCuts the ball or uses spit.
\nThrows a foot short of the rubber.
\nBall’s so juiced it could be flubber.
\nHe could stay out all night drinking.
\nJust mean his curve will be sinking.
\nOne of the Yanks’ all-time kings.
\nLeft hand won six Series rings.
\nHe’s up in heaven now with Mick,
\nin their pinstriped golf cart.
\nAnd when the clubhouse bar opens,
\nthey’ll be there from the start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"