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No sexual favors
\nin cells of his choice.
\nNo showering scenes
\nwith the young girls or boys.
\nNo cursing or joking:
\nhe don’t like the noise.
\nThe celibate turnkey’s on duty.
\nAin’t no use in showin’ your booty.
\nNo cigarette drop offs
\nor dope runs tonight.
\nKeep contraband magazines
\ntucked out of sight.
\nHis only obsession’s
\nwith doing things right.
\nThe celibate turnkey’s so straight,
\nhis righteousness seems
\nmore like hate.<\/p>\n

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