If they turn on his mute button,
\nTrump might take to wire cuttin’.
\nHe’ll shout over poor hoarse Joe,
\nechoing his, “No! No! No!”
\nIn two minutes silent time,
\njust imagine what he’ll mime:
\nHunter Biden with crack whores,
\nSleepy Joe’s nuclear wars.
\nAnd perhaps he will have signs,
\nhold them up between Joe’s lines,
\nlike: “Antifa Founding Member,”
\nand “He’ll be dead by December.”
\nTrump will do his current dances,
\ncausing comas and fear trances.
\nEven with their covid spacing,
\nTrump might start his feral pacing.
\nSo, to mute, or not to mute.
\nWith Trump, all precaution’s moot.
\nHe will not accept restraint.
\nMister play-by- rules, he ain’t.
\nThere’s a way to stop him seething.
\nTreat the man as if he’s teething.
\nOne thing only stops this liar:
\nKFC sauce pacifier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"