{"id":2193,"date":"2020-10-27T12:43:10","date_gmt":"2020-10-27T16:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2193"},"modified":"2020-11-13T06:49:21","modified_gmt":"2020-11-13T11:49:21","slug":"seven-days-in-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2193","title":{"rendered":"Seven Days in Maybe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last days of les fleurs du mal.<br \/>\nWaiting now on the cabal<br \/>\nto reject all kinds of voting,<br \/>\niced with their condensed fraud coating.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll inject a dose of panic,<br \/>\nand the king, at his most manic,<br \/>\nwill dip into his trick trough,<br \/>\nscreaming the election&#8217;s off.<br \/>\nThere is no need for re-do.<br \/>\nFour more years of you-know-who.<br \/>\nForget people&#8217;s voting rights.<br \/>\nHis are set on higher heights.<br \/>\nWith the help of comrade Barr,<br \/>\nhe&#8217;ll become a U.S. Tsar.<br \/>\nCombining\u00a0his nukes with Putin.<br \/>\nhow long until they start shootin&#8217;?<br \/>\nSights set on world domination,<br \/>\nevery rule and need forsaken,<br \/>\nWorld\u00a0War three might last three days,<br \/>\nspawn a radiation haze.<br \/>\nIn their deep survival bunker,<br \/>\nPutin and the king will hunker.<br \/>\nHaving stroked our deepest fears,<br \/>\nThey may have to hide for years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last days of les fleurs du mal. Waiting now on the cabal to reject all kinds of voting, iced with their condensed fraud coating. They&#8217;ll inject a dose of panic, and the king, at his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2193\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2660,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2660","url_meta":{"origin":2193,"position":0},"title":"Putin Free","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 27, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Putin started shootin' 'cross the border in Ukraine. Now he's talkin' nukes and it's quite clear he's gone insane. He went in to 'kill nazis,' though their leader is a jew. The people took up arms and said, \"No, this you cannot do.\" He's strafing, bombing, tanks amok, but Ukraine\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poem&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2285,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2285","url_meta":{"origin":2193,"position":1},"title":"Execucutioner","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 11, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"A spree of executions in his last months as the king. As far as hurting people goes, he hasn't missed a thing. Even Kim K couldn't talk him into clemency. He's out the door, will try no more for simple decency. 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