{"id":2195,"date":"2020-10-28T12:03:23","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T16:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2195"},"modified":"2020-11-13T06:49:14","modified_gmt":"2020-11-13T11:49:14","slug":"riding-with-oligarchs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2195","title":{"rendered":"Riding with Oligarchs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Barrett and Barr were riding in a car,<br \/>\nchatting on the things that really matter.<br \/>\nAs they drove, one didn&#8217;t have to travel very far<br \/>\nto realize this wasn&#8217;t idle chatter.<br \/>\n&#8220;First we&#8217;ll kill their health care,&#8221; Barr remarked,<br \/>\njoy unconcealed, &#8220;and then we&#8217;ll up the sick count<br \/>\nwith our spreaders. &#8221;<br \/>\nDestination reached, they quickly pulled aside and parked.<br \/>\n&#8220;Good thing,&#8221; he said, &#8220;Trump likes his doubleheaders.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Then take away\u00a0abortion,&#8221; she sang out with unchecked glee,<br \/>\n&#8220;and get these fetus killers back in line.<br \/>\nPretty soon everyone can have seven kids like me.<br \/>\nBut, oh, how will we feed them, they will whine.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s great,&#8221; Barr chuckled heartily, &#8220;and what about gay rights?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;ll\u00a0end their same-sex marriage,&#8221; she rejoined.<br \/>\n&#8220;I haven&#8217;t had this much fun since those west coast protests nights,&#8221;<br \/>\nBarr chortled, &#8220;All their rights will be purloined.&#8221;<br \/>\nThey pulled away at last and spoke of curtailing free speech,<br \/>\nand making masks illegal due to crime.<br \/>\nWhen talking of the clampdown, there was nothing out of reach.<br \/>\n&#8220;The oligarchy&#8217;s here. 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As they drove, one didn&#8217;t have to travel very far to realize this wasn&#8217;t idle chatter. &#8220;First we&#8217;ll kill their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2195\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1685,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1685","url_meta":{"origin":2195,"position":0},"title":"Bill of Wrongs","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 2, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Barr is seeking power now to throw us all in jail. No trial, no charge, no length of stay and forget about bail. 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