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Trump\u00a0will dress as Mussolini.
\nIt’s his favorite look.
\nHe could throw the world a loop
\nby dressing as a book.
\nThe only book he owns, however,
\nis “Art Of The Deal.”
\nAnd that one wasn’t really ‘great.’
\nHe skimmed the book piecemeal.
\nHe pondered dressing as Sean Connery
\nlooked in Robin Hood,
\nbut realized the Sherwood tights
\non him won’t not look good.
\nAnd so it is Benito
\nthat’s his costume for the night.
\nLumped out there on the balcony,
\nhe knows he’ll look just right.
\nHe’ll fill his bag with candy
\nfrom his working staff and aides.
\nThen to the oval office,
\nwhere he’ll check\u00a0for razor blades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trump\u00a0will dress as Mussolini. It’s his favorite look. He could throw the world a loop by dressing as a book. The only book he owns, however, is “Art Of The Deal.” And that one wasn’t … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1709,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1709","url_meta":{"origin":2198,"position":0},"title":"Stimulus Check","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"I need to check my stimuli. Nothing I've seen caught my eye, His daily brief will get me seething, elevate my measured breathing. 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