I wish Sleepy Joe the best.
\nBe assured I hid a pest
\nsomewhere in the office walls
\nwhich responds to twitter calls.
\nYou’d better change the old nuke code,
\nin case I get in launching mode.
\nIt only takes small ammo fare
\nto destroy all Delaware.
\nYou do love trains, Old Sleepy Joe.
\nSo I’ll bomb tracks before I go.
\nI’ll stir up so damned much trouble,
\nyou’ll plead for Obama’s bubble.
\nMoscow Mitch will have your ass.
\nAnd not one Senate bill will pass.
\nProud Boys in each Dem big city,
\nget your guns. This won’t be pretty.
\nI held back one airborne plague.
\nThey say my effort was vague.
\nYes, there’s something up my sleeve.
\nI’ve got germs you won’t believe.
\nHere’s a tube marked ‘Red Death Core’
\nI’ll release in Baltimore.
\nPhilly, which sure disappointed,
\nwill with ‘kill flu’ be anointed.
\nOf my last act I’ll now boast:
\n“Giant Earthquake Ends West Coast!”
\nLibs will scream, “No More! No More!”
\nAnd I’ll return in twenty-four.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"