Vote counters are getting death threats.
\nTrump people don’t like\u00a0mathematics.
\nBesides, their king says he would bet
\nthey’re rapists and drug addicts.
\n“A boy who dotes on numbers,
\nlike a girl\u00a0who plays with guns,
\njust cannot be familiar with
\nthe way this country runs.”
\nAnd so his people wait outside,
\nand most inside are nervous.
\n“I’ve not seen so many guns
\nsince I was in the service.”
\nThe crownless king plays golf and snarls,
\nmakes claims he is the winner.
\nHe wants to see a recount
\nbefore he sits down to dinner.
\nHe’ll pout and whine on every day
\nthat’s left in this dread year.
\nHe’ll replay his balcony scene
\nin hopes that folks will cheer.
\nHe’ll call on Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham,
\nall his best butt lickers.
\nWe will know it’s near the end
\nwhen Guilliani flickers.
\nOn January twenty first,
\ncome hell or muddy water.
\nWe’ll see them walk away, bags packed,
\ntwo whacked\u00a0sons and a daughter.
\nAnd lastly, sobbing, head down,
\nshuffling and shoulders slumped,
\nwill exit exiled king, with queen,
\nto shouts’ “You’ve just been TRUMPED !”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vote counters are getting death threats. Trump people don’t like\u00a0mathematics. Besides, their king says he would bet they’re rapists and drug addicts. “A boy who dotes on numbers, like a girl\u00a0who plays with guns, just cannot be familiar with the way this country runs.” And so his people wait outside, and most inside are nervous. 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