There’ll be dogs back in the White House pretty soon.
\nThey’ll replace the current resident baboon.
\nThe return of shed pet hair will be easier to bear
\nthan the current crypto locks of golden doom.
\nThere’ll be barking, but within the canine way.
\nThere’ll be no one left inside the House to spay.
\nAnd, in the coming setting, there will be lots of petting.
\nNo longer will the place smell like hair spray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
There’ll be dogs back in the White House pretty soon. They’ll replace the current resident baboon. The return of shed pet hair will be easier to bear than the current crypto locks of golden doom. There’ll be barking, but within the canine way. There’ll be no one left inside the House to spay. 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