It’s been hinted that Joe Biden will tear down the southern wall,
\nand have it moved to 666 Fifth Ave.
\nOne assumes the Kushner\/Trump alliance won’t like that at all.
\nThe wall’s the only souvenir they have.
\nBut then it could be used to keep debt collectors away.
\nAnd pasted up with signs for twenty-four.
\n“I’ll put this back when I am re-elected,” it might say.
\nMeanwhile, he won’t be answering the door.
\nAnd if antifa members try to desecrate his wall,
\nand spray it with slogans like “Black Lives Matter,”
\nthen Trump might post himself outside with Teddy’s great\u00a0big stick,
\nand scream, “You be the ball. I’ll be the\u00a0batter.”
\nIvanka just might use the wall to brand her haute couture,
\na clothing line for rapists and drug dealers.
\nAnd Jared might sell framed chunks, trying to work down his debt.
\nHe’s already sent the Saudis several feelers.
\nDJ and Eric can use parts to set up their new scam,
\na petting zoo for just endangered species.
\n“We won’t have to kill them if this works,’ said junior Don.
\n“We might even make tacos from their feces.”
\nSo, say goodbye to your great fence, good people of the south.
\nSome day it may return if things go wrong.
\nIf not, perhaps\u00a0it will be purchased by the band Pink Floyd,
\nand resurrected\u00a0just to play their song.<\/p>\n
(“If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding.”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"