Today we learned of RINO’s and dead dogs at the polls.
\nApparently all zombies weren’t removed from voter rolls.
\nA dog did vote beside me. He’d a coat of rusty red.
\nI saw him vote straight Dem but didn’t know that he was dead.
\nAnd what about that chicken who was behind me in line?
\nAnd those two cats in hoodies that I’m sure were quite feline.
\nAnd talk about the rotten eggs put inside voting baskets.
\nI got quite suspicious when they rolled in all the caskets.
\nAlso saw one voter who looked just like a cyborg.
\nA few cold souls rolled in obviously straight out of the morgue.
\nWe’ve got to stop this voting bloc of pets and the undead.
\nThey had their choice to vote for Gore before.
\nThe rest’s unsaid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"