{"id":2222,"date":"2020-11-12T20:25:06","date_gmt":"2020-11-13T01:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2020-11-13T06:36:28","modified_gmt":"2020-11-13T11:36:28","slug":"american-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2222","title":{"rendered":"American Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bye, bye, this American lie.<br \/>\nDrove him down to KFC<br \/>\nbecause he wanted a thigh.<br \/>\nHis good old boys<br \/>\nare keeping their powder dry.<br \/>\nThis transition we could see people die.<br \/>\nThis transition we could see people die.<\/p>\n<p>Well, for four years he&#8217;s been overblown.<br \/>\nNow he&#8217;s drifted to a danger zone.<br \/>\nWe could see tanks on the White House lawn.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s not nimble. He&#8217;s not quick.<br \/>\nBut he holds the nuclear joy stick.<br \/>\nAnd any aides who&#8217;d stop him are now gone.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, he&#8217;s got Bull Barr, vile Lindsey Gee,<br \/>\nand, of course Mitch Moscow, KGB.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll play their cheating hands out to the end.<br \/>\nAnd though the Biden votes were real,<br \/>\nthey&#8217;ll claim the count was a raw deal,<br \/>\nand turn to the Supreme Court, their last friend.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s been ten days on the fence,<br \/>\nand, despite threats of violence,<br \/>\nthe nation still will hold,<br \/>\ndespite the lies turned gold.<br \/>\nIgnoring his loud hue and cry,<br \/>\nour democracy won&#8217;t die.<br \/>\nAlready his great tantrum&#8217;s\u00a0growing old.<\/p>\n<p>When January makes us shiver,<br \/>\nhe&#8217;ll have emptied his mad quiver.<br \/>\nWithout his slings and arrows,<br \/>\nhe&#8217;ll be moved out in wheelbarrows.<br \/>\nHis whole team will be on the skids.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll be finally rid of those damned kids.<\/p>\n<p>And then we can sing,<br \/>\nBye, bye, mister thumb-in-the-pie.<br \/>\nHop your plane to Mar-a Lago<br \/>\nas we all wave goodbye.<br \/>\nYour whole four years<br \/>\ncan be summed up as a lie.<br \/>\nIn one more term we would probably die.<br \/>\nWe will always see your shameful goodbye.<\/p>\n<p>So, Joe be careful. Joe be slick.<br \/>\nMake us forget Trump, that prick.<br \/>\nBring our good land back to grace.<br \/>\nKamala will have your back.<br \/>\nLiz, Bern, Cory, your new pack.<br \/>\nYour mission, if accepted: saving face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bye, bye, this American lie. Drove him down to KFC because he wanted a thigh. His good old boys are keeping their powder dry. This transition we could see people die. This transition we could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2222\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1552,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1552","url_meta":{"origin":2222,"position":0},"title":"Feats, Don&#8217;t Fail US Now !","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 5, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"That's Faye Wray, heading right this way on a giant monkey sleigh. Looks like a thriller. The Wu Tang Clan swoop right down on Rodan, and right there by their side is Barney MIller. And here comes Jerry Lee, that cajun killer bee. 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