Baloney with brown sauce.
\nSprinkle with conspiracy leaves.
\nAdd a dash of turnback thyme.
\nA little more brown sauce, drizzled.
\nSlather with old mayornaise.
\nServe on a kaiser roll.
\nAccompany with dry red whine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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