Trump’s pardon of Flynn today
\nfollowed the pardon of a turkey.
\nThey say the next one up in line’s
\nthe Notorious\u00a0Beef\u00a0Jerky.
\nThen liberate some KFC,
\nand Popeye’s\u00a0chicken, Ooh-ooh-wee.
\nThen let’s get donuts out of jail
\nand pay Ronald MacDonald’s bail.
\nWe’ll spring the Hardee’s\/Arby’s gang,
\nand end the pardons with a bang.
\nAnd, so, make room in that clown car
\nfor legendary Billy Barr.
\nNot the Kid, but just as vicious,
\nhis crime trail no less pernicious.
\nIn the Orange Gang’s crime ring,
\nhe would rank with Burger King.
\nWord is Trump might even pardon
\nsalad bars at Olive Garden.
\nHere is something seldom said:
\nthis swamp is very well fed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Trump’s pardon of Flynn today followed the pardon of a turkey. They say the next one up in line’s the Notorious\u00a0Beef\u00a0Jerky. Then liberate some KFC, and Popeye’s\u00a0chicken, Ooh-ooh-wee. Then let’s get donuts out of jail and pay Ronald MacDonald’s bail. We’ll spring the Hardee’s\/Arby’s gang, and end the pardons with a bang. And, so, make […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2302,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2302","url_meta":{"origin":2263,"position":0},"title":"Garden Party","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 25, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Come get your pardon, available down at the Rose Garden, redecorated, because the other way my wife hated. 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