{"id":2267,"date":"2020-11-27T20:24:27","date_gmt":"2020-11-28T01:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2267"},"modified":"2020-11-29T11:05:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-29T16:05:31","slug":"son-of-a-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2267","title":{"rendered":"Son of a B-"},"content":{"rendered":"

DjTj 2024.
\nNuttin like you ever even seen before.
\n‘Member screamin’ lady yellin’
\n“best is yet to come”?
\nShe be sacrificed in tv show
\ncalled DjCHUM.
\nShark bite. Dark night.
\nStar bright. Ignite.
\nWe more dan brite.
\nWe may take flyte.
\nYou never, never, never know
\nwhere costly coke will make you go.
\nI bin in places where
\nyou needed upsleeve\u00a0aces,
\nand on high spots
\nwhere many people flew.
\nI’ve seen a torture dungeon
\nand the place Square Bob was spongin’.
\nSo I’m ready for my role in CoupCoup II.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DjTj 2024. Nuttin like you ever even seen before. ‘Member screamin’ lady yellin’ “best is yet to come”? She be sacrificed in tv show called DjCHUM. Shark bite. Dark night. Star bright. Ignite. We more … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1973,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1973","url_meta":{"origin":2267,"position":0},"title":"Loose Leaf Binder","author":"Rick Young","date":"August 7, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Trees are really not your friends, from their roots up to their ends. They like both the earth and sky. 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