{"id":2285,"date":"2020-12-11T21:02:07","date_gmt":"2020-12-12T02:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2285"},"modified":"2021-01-31T08:18:53","modified_gmt":"2021-01-31T13:18:53","slug":"execucutioner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2285","title":{"rendered":"Execucutioner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A spree of executions in his last months as the king.<br \/>\nAs far as hurting people goes, he hasn&#8217;t missed a thing.<br \/>\nEven Kim K couldn&#8217;t talk him into clemency.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s out the door, will try no more for simple decency.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s got way too much on his mind to worry about death.<br \/>\nTo holding to his legacy, he&#8217;ll give his every breath.<br \/>\nHe doesn&#8217;t want to be a laughing stock amongst dictators.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s searching for some device which will vaporize his haters.<br \/>\nIf he could just succeed in wrecking our democracy,<br \/>\nhe&#8217;d become the greatest autocrat in history.<br \/>\nPutin, Kim and Erdogan would bow down to his power.<br \/>\nAll the world would be unfurled around his golden tower.<br \/>\nAnd, when he takes his fall, which will occur before too long,<br \/>\nhis crash will be a smash, the greatest comedown since King Kong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A spree of executions in his last months as the king. As far as hurting people goes, he hasn&#8217;t missed a thing. Even Kim K couldn&#8217;t talk him into clemency. He&#8217;s out the door, will try no more for simple decency. He&#8217;s got way too much on his mind to worry about death. 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