Billy, Barr the door.
\nHe’ll be A.G no more.
\nWord is that on Christmas eve,
\nthis sly sycophant will leave.
\nIt is said he lost Don’s favor
\nwhen the big hoax didn’t savor.
\nThe fraud that Bill couldn’t find
\nmade poor Donnie lose his mind.
\nAs it was all just pretend,
\nBilly couldn’t hold his end.
\nTwo hard years of kissing\u00a0ass,
\nnow he’s expelled from the class.
\nThere’ll now be no nth degree
\nin advanced high trickery.
\nFigured he’d best hit the trail
\nbefore there came talk of jail.
\nHis next job might be construction,
\nbased on his skills at obstruction.
\nHe’d excel, it’s no surprise,
\nas CEO of telling lies.
\nSome say he’ll keep out of trouble
\nhanging out with Barney Rubble.
\nBut a man with his mean skill
\nhankers, oft, for one more kill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"