When General Flynn talks martial law,
\nTrump thinks about Matt Dillon.
\nIn every Gunsmoke that he saw,
\nthere always was some killin’.
\nHis chance to shoot folks on the street
\nmight be around the corner.
\nHe could blast everyone he’d meet,
\nespecially a foreigner.
\nA presidential killing spree
\nwould not be that uncommon.
\nHis Covid total’s history.
\nNot too bad for a Brahmin.
\nHe could leave half the country dead,
\nreprieving his supporters.
\nIt wouldn’t bother his big head.
\nHe follows his own orders.
\nWith his Poor Boys army,
\nhe’d wreak havoc on the left.
\nThey’re so smart and smarmy
\nthat he wouldn’t be bereft.
\nOnce the smoke has settled down,
\nhe’ll make up his new rules.
\nHis brand new title, ‘Killer Clown,”
\nshould appease all the fools.
\nOne day, he’ll change the country’s name.
\nIt shall become Trump Land.
\nWhen history becomes a game,
\nhe wants to have the brand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When General Flynn talks martial law, Trump thinks about Matt Dillon. In every Gunsmoke that he saw, there always was some killin’. His chance to shoot folks on the street might be around the corner. He could blast everyone he’d meet, especially a foreigner. A presidential killing spree would not be that uncommon. 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