Come get your pardon,
\navailable down at the Rose Garden,
\nredecorated, because the other way
\nmy wife hated.
\nYour pardon costs less
\nthan did changing this mess.
\nIt’s not just us.
\nWe’ve got expenses.
\nAnd then again there’s also the two Pences.
\nHere I am, fighting off libels.
\nAll they do’s collect rare bibles.
\nDon’t forget Ivanka’s needs,
\nkeeping Jared wrapped in tweeds.
\nDJTJ is another.
\nNeeds his blow, unlike his brother.
\nEric’s simple, and it shows.
\nFeed him, clean him, change his clothes.
\nBarron’s still a mystery.
\nIs he related to me?
\nPardons ! Pardons ! Ink’s still wet.
\nIf you haven’t got one yet,
\nstep right up, you’re wasting\u00a0time.
\nI’ll erase your every crime.
\nBuy one that’s before the fact.
\nThen, when you’re caught in the act,
\nyou\u00a0can wave it in their face.
\nPardon ! Pardon ! Saving grace.
\nCome on down. See ‘Crazy Don.’
\nOrange pardon light is on.
\nYou can get out of jail, free.
\nYou just need to favor me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Come get your pardon, available down at the Rose Garden, redecorated, because the other way my wife hated. Your pardon costs less than did changing this mess. It’s not just us. We’ve got expenses. And then again there’s also the two Pences. Here I am, fighting off libels. All they do’s collect rare bibles. 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