He’s wired the White House to explode.
\nJust push a button once he’s on the road.
\nHe’s broken every law, in hock up to his jaw.
\nHe might as well go all-in crazy mode.
\nThere’ve been some other madmen in his place.
\nBut others had, at least, a saving grace.
\nNixon knew to quit. Ronnie lost his shit.
\nThey’ll have to bring this mother down with mace.
\nHis name will be synonymous
\nwith all things dark and ominous.
\nHis overwhelming downfall will be greed.
\nThe legend of his crimes
\nwill bleed to nursery rhymes.
\nHe’ll be known as America’s bad seed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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