They’re finding missing ballots everywhere.
\nReports say one was pulled out of his hair.
\nBallot bags in rivers and burned in hollow trees.
\nThousands more in nursing homes, many marked by sneeze.
\nBallots filling farm silos and soaked in swimming pools.
\nDid they think he’d overlook this treason? Are they fools?
\nBallots stuffed between each slat in his defensive\u00a0fence.
\nRumor has it some were found in drawers of Mrs. Pence.
\nBallots in a dumpster behind favored KFC.
\nOnly found because he went outside to take a pee.
\nOf course each ballot saved amazingly contained his name.
\nNo doubt, if they’re authentic, they will surely change the game.
\nAll he needs to do is have these found votes validated.
\nBut, seems he’s hidden them so well, they cannot be located.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"