{"id":2313,"date":"2021-01-05T12:25:57","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T17:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2313"},"modified":"2021-01-07T02:43:54","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T07:43:54","slug":"coup-day-ta-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2313","title":{"rendered":"Coup Day Ta Ta"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trump is in his bunker, not the one in Mar-a-Lago.<\/p>\n

He wants to turn the D.C. streets to ’68 Chicago.<\/div>\n
He doesn’t have a cruel J.Edgar Hoover by his side.<\/div>\n
He lost that when Bill Barr said ‘that’s enough,’ and went to hide.<\/div>\n
His posse has been culled to the most sycophantic crew.<\/div>\n
With Atlas shrugged and Rudy bugged, he’s down to General Q.<\/div>\n
Mike Flynn accepted pardon. The rose garden is his base.<\/div>\n
He’ll organize a pod of Proud Boys to defend the place.<\/div>\n
His fervid plan to organize a military coup<\/div>\n
has been shot down; the man’s a clown. There’s nothing he can do.<\/div>\n
But Trump’s implored his fiercest\u00a0fans to come to town with guns.<\/div>\n
The man may have a tiny brain, but has balls by the tons.<\/div>\n
He’ll organize a strike force of hillbilly racist men.<\/div>\n
As far as bad ideas go, it’s got to be a ten.<\/div>\n
They’ll roam D.C., eccentrically, in flag-strewn pickup trucks.<\/div>\n
Green Mountain boys they’re not, just a sad bunch of stupid fucks.<\/div>\n
And, when the smoke has cleared, alas, in the forty-five purge,<\/div>\n
a new America, will, after four long years emerge.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trump is in his bunker, not the one in Mar-a-Lago. He wants to turn the D.C. streets to ’68 Chicago. He doesn’t have a cruel J.Edgar Hoover by his side. He lost that when Bill … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1858,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1858","url_meta":{"origin":2313,"position":0},"title":"Forth of July","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 29, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"One-hundred-fifty fighter jets will fly over D.C. 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