Laying siege the Capitol was such a ratings boon,
\nnew episodes will start as early as next Monday noon.
\nSo many patriotic folks thought the first show such fun,
\nnext time, to pump the drama, everyone will have a gun.
\nAnd, better yet, to whet the appetite and set a mood,
\nthe rioters will be costumed, a la that viking dude.
\nAnd more spray paint, as graphics are essential to good crime.
\nA metal music soundtrack just might be pumped in next time.
\nPerhaps a riot cheering squad could liven up the mix,
\nand programs, listing insurrection stats and favorite tricks.
\nA weekly riot guest star could add flavor to the scene.
\nThe ratings would just soar to watch Kenosha’s killer teen.
\nAnd, one more thing, the police should act much more like Keystone Kops.
\nWith shoe soles lathered up with grease, there’d be more belly flops.
\nIf produced right, these battle shows will be the new sensation.
\nQuite soon, they’ll be on every night. Perhaps on every station.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"