{"id":2323,"date":"2021-01-14T13:35:10","date_gmt":"2021-01-14T18:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2323"},"modified":"2021-01-31T08:13:47","modified_gmt":"2021-01-31T13:13:47","slug":"q-r-s-_-_-_-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2323","title":{"rendered":"Q R  S _ _ _ T"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve found Illuminati, Scotty,<br \/>\ntheir symbols everywhere.<br \/>\nTriangles, black eyes, all things spotty.<br \/>\nDevils in their hair.<br \/>\nLady Gaga ate some babies.<br \/>\nMadge is royalty.<br \/>\nJ-Z&#8217;s bite can give you rabies,<br \/>\nneeds your loyalty.<br \/>\nSecret hand signs<br \/>\nmade by everyone in Hollywood.<br \/>\nFascist bloodlines.<br \/>\nOut to destroy every thing that&#8217;s good.<br \/>\nOh, Good Q, it&#8217;s up to you<br \/>\nto exorcize this satan.<br \/>\nAnd, when you get rid of him,<br \/>\nnew problems will be waitin&#8217;.<br \/>\nConspiracy feeds on itself,<br \/>\na snake eating its tail.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s always new ones on the shelf,<br \/>\nfor Good Q to assail.<br \/>\nSo, fuck Tom Hanks. We owe him thanks<br \/>\nfor his pedophile clues.<br \/>\nYou won&#8217;t believe whats up the sleeve<br \/>\nof commie rotten jews.<br \/>\nThey have you all in slavery,<br \/>\nbut Q will set you free.<br \/>\nWe praise him for his bravery<br \/>\nand get up off our knees.<br \/>\nNo Rothschild line, no poison wine<br \/>\nwill keep us from our hour.<br \/>\nAnd all things will be good and fine<br \/>\nwhen Good Q comes to power.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve found Illuminati, Scotty, their symbols everywhere. Triangles, black eyes, all things spotty. Devils in their hair. Lady Gaga ate some babies. Madge is royalty. J-Z&#8217;s bite can give you rabies, needs your loyalty. Secret &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2323\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1996,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1996","url_meta":{"origin":2323,"position":0},"title":"Q-ing Up","author":"Rick Young","date":"August 22, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Dabbled in flat earth\u00a0a bit, obsessed now by horizon. Ted Cruz and red shoes a\u00a0hit. It's all on Verizon. Aliens and reptile men do not vote by mail. Take the ink, just not the pen. Society's a jail. Next week we'll see Repo wit, akin to torture porn. 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