The end game dream of every grifter
\nis to lay on a Florida beach with his snifter.
\nTo rescue a rich widow from the ever present waves
\ncould be a drifter’s dream amongst the beneficial\u00a0saves.
\nOf course there’s easy access to some great Cuban cigars.
\nIt’s simple to make friends with\u00a0suckers in the sandside bars.
\nJust check for designer shirts and jewelry made of gold.
\nIt’s easy to get bold after a few drinks with the old.
\nBent people with big savings are like fish in hotel pools.
\nThey’ve spent their lives accumulating, never played for fools.
\nA con man with the expertise of a Las Vegas vet
\ncan pull a scam then take a lam and not even get wet.
\nYou’ve got two coasts, a grifter boasts, filled with retirees.
\nYou can smell the money wafting in the warm sea breeze.
\nTo grifters, rich old people are retirement insurance.
\nThey have no strength\u00a0of mind. It’s easy to break down endurance.
\nAnd, once you’ve done the east coast, from Daytona to Key West.
\nIt’s Naples up to Pensacola, after a brief rest.
\nWhen a con accumulates enough Sunshine State glitter,
\nhe’ll just fly west, proud of his quest, leaving the old folks bitter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"