{"id":233,"date":"2013-12-18T00:32:53","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T05:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=233"},"modified":"2013-12-21T08:02:03","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T13:02:03","slug":"converse-caveman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Converse Caveman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best rocks roll uphill.<br \/>\nFire is an animal on the horizon.<br \/>\nFur is very, very in.<br \/>\nLittle roar means hunt.<br \/>\nBig roar means hide.<br \/>\nWood is good, but tres pass\u00e9.<br \/>\nHe finds random grunting tedious.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d rather be alone than roam in packs.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s secretly shedding.<br \/>\nAnd the whole clubbing and mating thing<br \/>\nis just a waste of time, he thinks.<br \/>\nHe thinks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Caveman.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-234\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-234\" title=\"caveman-jpg\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Caveman.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best rocks roll uphill. 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