Dan collected face masks of dead goalies
\nand was known to steal some sneaks occasionally.
\nPeople had many fetishes in Beaverton.
\nHis pal Andy had a vial of Blazer sweat
\nand a headband he claimed was Bill Walton’s.
\nA gang of the guys got together some nights
\nand traded wristbands, balls and batting gloves.
\nSomeone would claim it was Tiger’s broken tee
\nor Kip Keino’s tossed cup in their hand,
\nbut they had soiled the DNA. It was just a fantasy.
\nThey were all disturbed by so-called Sosa pellets.
\nBut the worst were plastic bags of spit-out chaw.
\nAnd someone said their dad had Mordecai Brown’s finger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"