{"id":2342,"date":"2021-01-30T17:44:37","date_gmt":"2021-01-30T22:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2342"},"modified":"2021-01-31T08:10:26","modified_gmt":"2021-01-31T13:10:26","slug":"resurrectionists-stomp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2342","title":{"rendered":"Resurrectionists Stomp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Klomp. Bomp.<br \/>\nWe got the swamp.<br \/>\nWe got left in the lurch without a perch.<br \/>\nAnd now we&#8217;re fighting back<br \/>\nan organized attack.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to play defense and do research.<\/p>\n<p>The slime laid on The Cap,<br \/>\nthe cinch &#8217;em,\u00a0 lynch &#8217;em crap,<br \/>\nwas just phase one of orange afterbirth.<br \/>\nThere is no place to hide<br \/>\nwith henchmen loose inside.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s turned the tide of weather on this\u00a0earth.<\/p>\n<p>While now the Flag&#8217;s a weapon<br \/>\nand the Guard is over steppin&#8217;,<br \/>\nclans may plan now their white\u00a0wonder land.<br \/>\nWill this be world war .3? The end of history?<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s resurrect\u00a0the &#8220;We Are The World&#8221; band!<br \/>\nPop pop pah pa, mama, momma, ta tah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klomp. Bomp. We got the swamp. We got left in the lurch without a perch. And now we&#8217;re fighting back an organized attack. It&#8217;s hard to play defense and do research. The slime laid on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2342\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1411,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1411","url_meta":{"origin":2342,"position":0},"title":"Don&#8217;t Goad No Toad","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 12, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"I may have killed a toad or two in my day. Twenty thousand egg men got in my way. Besides, they've got those warts, and bulbous thighs, of sorts. They're not as smooth as frogs is all I can say. 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