Obfuscating turtle mouth.
\nSpine weaker than his chin.
\nDolorous tone of his lies.
\nThe south just rose again.
\nOh, sure, he did just what\u00a0you said,
\nbut didn’t break the law.
\nHundreds hurt and several dead.
\nDid you see what we saw?
\nAssassins chasing congressmen
\nand women in our shrine,
\nwith rebel flags, hand ties and gags.
\nO, let your love light shine.
\nThe second in command
\nescaped a proposed lynching scheme.
\nDid this happen in our land?
\nOr was it all a dream?
\nThe plotted coup was planned
\nand publicized for many days.
\nAnd it was thus\u00a0our government
\nand leader parted ways.
\nBut he will not be punished
\nor disbarred from coming back,
\nbecause of scum like you, you Mitch,
\nyou cunning retro hack.
\nKentucky’s known for horses
\nand its venerable blue grass.
\nBut now it’s known to house by far
\nthe Senate’s biggest ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"