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Cool out your nut stuff. We&#8217;ll make a deal. We don&#8217;t just talk tough. We&#8217;ll make you feel. We can hug later. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2410\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2280,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2280","url_meta":{"origin":2410,"position":0},"title":"Buy A Pardon","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 1, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Come on down to Buy A Pardon. It's paradise without the garden. It's Eden with a lot more snakes. It's where big bucks buy bigger breaks. 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