{"id":2414,"date":"2021-03-01T02:51:23","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T07:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2414"},"modified":"2021-03-12T07:03:06","modified_gmt":"2021-03-12T12:03:06","slug":"disunited-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2414","title":{"rendered":"Disunited States"},"content":{"rendered":"

When insurrection doesn’t work,
\ntry secession, it’s knee-jerk.
\nIf your land won’t serve\u00a0you\u00a0well,
\ntell those blues to go to hell.
\nRed states can live on their own.
\nBureaucrats, leave us alone.
\nWe are not a tiny fringe.
\nOur numbers will make you cringe.
\nTexas filed its legislation.
\nSay goodbye to your old nation.
\nIt’s not really civil war,
\njust the child of Bush v. Gore.
\nWe’ve got guns and we’ve got trucks.
\nWe’ve got guys who give no fucks.
\nLibs can have the northern cold.
\nWe’ll have Acapulco gold.
\nCruz and Schiff are going to be
\nthis new battle’s Grant and Lee.
\nRebel flags again will wave
\nin the south, home of the brave.
\nUltimate division waits.
\nIn our disunited states.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When insurrection doesn’t work, try secession, it’s knee-jerk. If your land won’t serve\u00a0you\u00a0well, tell those blues to go to hell. Red states can live on their own. Bureaucrats, leave us alone. We are not a … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2592,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2592","url_meta":{"origin":2414,"position":0},"title":"Uncivil War","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 15, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Welcome to the new civil war. It looks like chairman T has got the floor. 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