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Cicadas are coming, it’s best be prepared.<\/p>\n

Their numbers are huge but no need to be scared.<\/div>\n
They’ve been underground now for seventeen years.<\/div>\n
In April or May, they’ll emerge to great cheers.<\/div>\n
The cycle this time has been labeled “Brood X.”<\/div>\n
They’ll have a few weeks to shed, sing and have sex.<\/div>\n
Magicicada’s their species by\u00a0name.<\/div>\n
Extending life cycles in ice is their game.<\/div>\n
The youngsters, called nymphs, claw their way above\u00a0ground.<\/div>\n
Their buzzing’s akin\u00a0to a short wired sound.<\/div>\n
And they’re very gentle, don’t bite and don’t sting.<\/div>\n
They’re attracted to noise, so, if you see one, sing.<\/div>\n
They might be the whole insect world’s seventh wonder.<\/div>\n
Enjoy their time here, because soon they go under<\/div>\n
and don’t reappear for two decades less three.<\/div>\n
They’ll be zombiefied\u00a0and eat roots from a tree.<\/div>\n
By the time they emerge, the whole world might be ice.<\/div>\n
Say farewell, cicadas. Above all, be nice.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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