{"id":2470,"date":"2021-05-05T16:08:28","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T20:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2021-05-05T16:08:28","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T20:08:28","slug":"penal-code-orange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2470","title":{"rendered":"Penal Code Orange"},"content":{"rendered":"
Awoke one morn to find that Donald Trump was sent to jail.<\/p>\n
Surprisingly, he put up Kim Kardashian for bail.<\/div>\n
But that was not enough. They wanted his two sons.<\/div>\n
“If you seek Don and Eric, you’d best watch out, they have guns.”<\/div>\n
Oh yes, we’ve seen a list of all the animals they’ve killed;<\/div>\n
and please know that, because of that, you’re going to get billed.<\/div>\n
Perhaps your loyal Kushners could loan you the cash you need.<\/div>\n
You were the popper, after all, of her bright demon seed.<\/div>\n
Each loyal ‘friend’ tried to defend their old boss Forty Five.<\/div>\n
But, secretly, their wish was that he not be still alive.<\/div>\n
They say he’ll live alone in Alcatraz, where he can brood.<\/div>\n
Occasionally, some tourists might stop by and throw him food.<\/div>\n
Of course, he won’t be satisfied. He needs food in a bucket.<\/div>\n
The only reason for their visit’s\u00a0so\u00a0they can yell, “Suck It!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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