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At times it all seems well, at others bleak. It&#8217;s like a slo-mo fall from off my peak. Perhaps I should be grateful for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2477\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":558,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=558","url_meta":{"origin":2477,"position":0},"title":"Tense Sense","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 7, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"When outrageous gets contagious, things get topsy-turvy. Square goes round and air turns ground while straight becomes all curvy. 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