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Hair Drumpf has got abortion in his sights.<\/div>\n
He will continue smashing voting rights.<\/div>\n
His followers believe in resurrection.<\/div>\n
They have no real reality connection.<\/div>\n
They plan another big D.C. to-do.<\/div>\n
Steve Bannon calls it Insurrection II.<\/div>\n
With Kev McCarthy working as his lackey,<\/div>\n
the district could again become real wacky.<\/div>\n
The Proud Boys and Oath Keepers out in force<\/div>\n
will try once more to change history’s course.<\/div>\n
This time one fears that shooting<\/div>\n
will accompany looting.<\/div>\n
The final outcome could be great remorse.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hair Drumpf has got abortion in his sights. He will continue smashing voting rights. His followers believe in resurrection. They have no real reality connection. They plan another big D.C. to-do. Steve Bannon calls it Insurrection II. With Kev McCarthy working as his lackey, the district could again become real wacky. The Proud Boys and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":713,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=713","url_meta":{"origin":2542,"position":0},"title":"Trump Card","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 3, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Mitt just took a shit upon the Donald. 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