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Surf City’s decimated by a big oil spill.<\/p>\n

Bill Shatner’s going off to space.<\/div>\n
He’s got some time to kill.<\/div>\n
It looks like Mister Bezos this time<\/div>\n
plays the role of Spock.<\/div>\n
Perhaps they can transport the oil<\/div>\n
up to some big space rock.<\/div>\n
Pandora papers document<\/div>\n
world leaders hiding wealth.<\/div>\n
We’re yet to see if “Squid Game”<\/div>\n
can be harmful to your health.<\/div>\n
Yankees and the Red Sox<\/div>\n
live to play another day.<\/div>\n
Meanwhile, Tommy Kirk,<\/div>\n
Old Yeller’s master, passed away.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Surf City’s decimated by a big oil spill. Bill Shatner’s going off to space. He’s got some time to kill. It looks like Mister Bezos this time plays the role of Spock. Perhaps they can transport the oil up to some big space rock. Pandora papers document world leaders hiding wealth. We’re yet to see […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":775,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=775","url_meta":{"origin":2573,"position":0},"title":"New Rules of Play","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 8, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Never pin your hopes on a phantom. 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