{"id":2618,"date":"2021-12-03T02:58:37","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T07:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2618"},"modified":"2021-12-03T02:59:33","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T07:59:33","slug":"great-pacific-garbage-patch-gpgp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2618","title":{"rendered":"Great Pacific Garbage Patch (GPGP)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sea creatures are now colonizing<\/p>\n<div>our great garbage island,<\/div>\n<div>floating plastic twice the size of Texas.<\/div>\n<div>Forty coastal species now inhabit\u00a0the debris,<\/div>\n<div>a waste ecology&#8217;s Pacific nexus.<\/div>\n<div>The Great Pacific\u00a0Garbage Patch,<\/div>\n<div>all eighty-thousand tons,<\/div>\n<div>is fed by folks on both sides of the ocean.<\/div>\n<div>Its fishing nets and plastic bottles,<\/div>\n<div>all sorts of our waste,<\/div>\n<div>are swirled together by the ocean&#8217;s motion.<\/div>\n<div>It could evolve a whole new species,<\/div>\n<div>garbage-dwelling plants,<\/div>\n<div>feeding clinging species in the drift.<\/div>\n<div>Thank you, science, once again.<\/div>\n<div>Apocalyptic\u00a0dance<\/div>\n<div>seems to be your one eternal gift.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sea creatures are now colonizing our great garbage island, floating plastic twice the size of Texas. Forty coastal species now inhabit\u00a0the debris, a waste ecology&#8217;s Pacific nexus. The Great Pacific\u00a0Garbage Patch, all eighty-thousand tons, is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2618\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":572,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=572","url_meta":{"origin":2618,"position":0},"title":"From The Gospel of the Damned","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 18, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Bald naked umbrage teeming, garbage fueled, jargon-strewn half life, led in stages of decay and marked from birth, lined into corners by sidelong glances and fancy passes disguised as droplets of glory, emerge to a timeless dawn of forsaken moments, backward thinking, vine-swinging retribution, penned by non-existent demons made starlike\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poem&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1691,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1691","url_meta":{"origin":2618,"position":1},"title":"Nay and Verily","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 5, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Who elected Jared Kushner prince ? 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