{"id":2623,"date":"2021-12-07T09:10:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2623"},"modified":"2021-12-07T09:10:00","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T14:10:00","slug":"song-of-omicron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2623","title":{"rendered":"Song of Omicron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Singing songs to omicron,<\/p>\n<div>trying to get my vaccine on.<\/div>\n<div>All this Covid variation<\/div>\n<div>makes me long for a vacation.<\/div>\n<div>Either an edenic field<\/div>\n<div>or hermetically sealed.<\/div>\n<div>Just somewhere the germs won&#8217;t spread,<\/div>\n<div>or &#8217;til everybody&#8217;s dead.<\/div>\n<div>Virus, virus, burning bright,<\/div>\n<div>please\u00a0move to some other site.<\/div>\n<div>Bezos, take it out to space.<\/div>\n<div>Lay it on some alien race.<\/div>\n<div>Nobel science, find a cure.<\/div>\n<div>This is too much to endure.<\/div>\n<div>Omicron, now what is next?<\/div>\n<div>All the usual suspects.<\/div>\n<div>Bat flu grew into a plague,<\/div>\n<div>origins extremely vague.<\/div>\n<div>Where and when it might mutate<\/div>\n<div>on our planet&#8217;s petri plate<\/div>\n<div>will determine the next surge<\/div>\n<div>in this downhill people purge.<\/div>\n<div>And so the songs of omicron<\/div>\n<div>just go on and on and on.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Singing songs to omicron, trying to get my vaccine on. All this Covid variation makes me long for a vacation. Either an edenic field or hermetically sealed. Just somewhere the germs won&#8217;t spread, or &#8217;til &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2623\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2615,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2615","url_meta":{"origin":2623,"position":0},"title":"Omicron of Creation","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 2, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Doctor F is now our one true leader, has been since he dumped Emperor T. 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