{"id":2636,"date":"2021-12-31T00:46:19","date_gmt":"2021-12-31T05:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2021-12-31T00:46:19","modified_gmt":"2021-12-31T05:46:19","slug":"twenty-twenty-won","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2636","title":{"rendered":"Twenty Twenty Won"},"content":{"rendered":"
Biden won because he cheated.<\/div>\n
That is what the loser bleated.<\/div>\n
Hugo Chavez changed the vote.<\/div>\n
(All while he was dead, we note.)<\/div>\n
Insurrection\u00a0in D.C.<\/div>\n
hoped to steal a victory,<\/div>\n
“Hang Mike Pence,” their battle cry.<\/div>\n
He dodged the rope and didn’t die.<\/div>\n
As the mob fought with the police,<\/div>\n
forty-five would not call cease.<\/div>\n
His evil brain began to store<\/div>\n
plans for a steal in twenty-four.<\/div>\n
His henchmen all fell into place,<\/div>\n
and voting rights they will deface.<\/div>\n
We may have seen our last election,<\/div>\n
democracy’s last protection.<\/div>\n
The orange team will grab the throne.<\/div>\n
And all we’ll do is bitch and moan.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Biden won because he cheated. That is what the loser bleated. Hugo Chavez changed the vote. (All while he was dead, we note.) Insurrection\u00a0in D.C. hoped to steal a victory, “Hang Mike Pence,” their battle … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":395,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=395","url_meta":{"origin":2636,"position":0},"title":"Baseball Birthdays: April twenty-fourth","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 24, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Omar Vizquel had fielding skills no shortstop could approach. He once won nine straight gold gloves. 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