{"id":2660,"date":"2022-02-27T14:53:40","date_gmt":"2022-02-27T19:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2660"},"modified":"2022-02-27T14:53:40","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T19:53:40","slug":"putin-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2660","title":{"rendered":"Putin Free"},"content":{"rendered":"
Putin started shootin’ ‘cross the border in Ukraine.<\/div>\n
Now he’s talkin’ nukes and it’s quite clear he’s gone insane.<\/div>\n
He went in to ‘kill nazis,’ though their leader is a jew.<\/div>\n
The people took up arms and said, “No, this you cannot do.”<\/div>\n
He’s strafing, bombing, tanks amok, but Ukraine won’t concede.<\/div>\n
We’ve only sanctions on our side to pacify his greed.<\/div>\n
An oligarch gone rogue has not been seen since Hitler’s days<\/div>\n
(unless you count the orange demon’s presidential phase).<\/div>\n
After four days fighting, Russia claimed Chernobyl’s site.<\/div>\n
Only disadvantage: now their soldiers glow at night.<\/div>\n
Signs this war is spreading, lapping into Belarus,<\/div>\n
are stoking fears worldwide that Putin could let missiles loose.<\/div>\n
Third World War could put a stop to our next big election.<\/div>\n
Leaders will rise through the waste by natural selection.<\/div>\n
President Zelensky has accorded himself well.<\/div>\n
His people stand behind him, telling Putin, “Go to hell.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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