{"id":2660,"date":"2022-02-27T14:53:40","date_gmt":"2022-02-27T19:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2660"},"modified":"2022-02-27T14:53:40","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T19:53:40","slug":"putin-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2660","title":{"rendered":"Putin Free"},"content":{"rendered":"
Putin started shootin’ ‘cross the border in Ukraine.<\/div>\n
Now he’s talkin’ nukes and it’s quite clear he’s gone insane.<\/div>\n
He went in to ‘kill nazis,’ though their leader is a jew.<\/div>\n
The people took up arms and said, “No, this you cannot do.”<\/div>\n
He’s strafing, bombing, tanks amok, but Ukraine won’t concede.<\/div>\n
We’ve only sanctions on our side to pacify his greed.<\/div>\n
An oligarch gone rogue has not been seen since Hitler’s days<\/div>\n
(unless you count the orange demon’s presidential phase).<\/div>\n
After four days fighting, Russia claimed Chernobyl’s site.<\/div>\n
Only disadvantage: now their soldiers glow at night.<\/div>\n
Signs this war is spreading, lapping into Belarus,<\/div>\n
are stoking fears worldwide that Putin could let missiles loose.<\/div>\n
Third World War could put a stop to our next big election.<\/div>\n
Leaders will rise through the waste by natural selection.<\/div>\n
President Zelensky has accorded himself well.<\/div>\n
His people stand behind him, telling Putin, “Go to hell.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Putin started shootin’ ‘cross the border in Ukraine. Now he’s talkin’ nukes and it’s quite clear he’s gone insane. He went in to ‘kill nazis,’ though their leader is a jew. The people took up arms and said, “No, this you cannot do.” He’s strafing, bombing, tanks amok, but Ukraine won’t concede. We’ve only sanctions […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2661,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions\/2661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}