I’ve suffered through the Ukraine war,\u00a0
\npandemic and inflation.
\nThe world’s in such a fragile state,
\nwe all need a vacation.
\nSo, wrap me up in shower curtains.
\nSeal me in a box.
\nI didn’t come all this long way
\nto die of monkeypox.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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