Electronics have no feeling.
\nOftentimes they leave you reeling.
\nOne day, just as you had feared,
\nyour password has disappeared.
\nAll your work’s gone into hiding,
\nwith so much upon it riding.
\nReestablishing contact
\nisn’t just a simple act.
\nJump through hoops to hit dead end.
\nElectronics aren’t your friend.
\nYou can’t find some help online.
\nYour machine can’t hear you whine.
\nGoogle tells you, try again.
\nWelcome to the looney bin.
\nFall into a thousand traps,
\nincrease harder keyboard taps,
\n’til you’re pounding on ‘escape,’
\nyour face purple as a grape.
\nIf electronics could laugh,
\nyou’d break your keyboard in half.
\nSilently, you hit reboot.
\nThen you go off on a toot.
\nElectronics? Just a vapor.
\nNot your friend like pen and paper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"