{"id":2727,"date":"2022-08-27T11:23:59","date_gmt":"2022-08-27T15:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2022-08-27T11:23:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-27T15:23:59","slug":"under-house-arrest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2727","title":{"rendered":"Under House Arrest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wear a headband of police tape.<br \/>\nMy brain is a crime scene.<br \/>\nSometimes I say what I don&#8217;t think<br \/>\nor think what I don&#8217;t mean.<br \/>\nMy memory&#8217;s a jukebox<br \/>\nfull of skipping forty-fives.<br \/>\nToo many tunes, too many tracks,<br \/>\ntied to so many lives.<br \/>\nAwake all night, plagued by my plight,<br \/>\nsurrendering by dawn,<br \/>\nI rise at noon, aware that soon<br \/>\nthe day is almost gone.<br \/>\nI know that aging&#8217;s not a crime,<br \/>\nbut it could be much cleaner.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s surely not a felony,<br \/>\nperhaps just misdemeanor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wear a headband of police tape. My brain is a crime scene. Sometimes I say what I don&#8217;t think or think what I don&#8217;t mean. My memory&#8217;s a jukebox full of skipping forty-fives. Too &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2727\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":663,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=663","url_meta":{"origin":2727,"position":0},"title":"Crime of Dispassion","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 16, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm ice cold and my hands are blue. I feel the wind right through my shoe. 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