{"id":2739,"date":"2022-09-14T00:12:31","date_gmt":"2022-09-14T04:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2739"},"modified":"2022-09-14T00:12:31","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T04:12:31","slug":"seventy-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2739","title":{"rendered":"Seventy Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some say seventy-five is three-quarters alive.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll make the best of one-fourth that remains.<br \/>\nThey say it sneaks up quietly, old age and all that jive.<br \/>\nMy brawn may be long gone, but I&#8217;ve got brains.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t run fast. I can&#8217;t walk far. I rest after the stairs.<br \/>\nI try to eat food that won&#8217;t make me die.<br \/>\nI tend to forget some things but it seems nobody cares.<br \/>\nMy sense of humor remains wry and dry.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t want to reach a hundred. I see no sense in that.<br \/>\nTo live beyond one&#8217;s time&#8217;s often a gaffe.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll know time&#8217;s drawing near when I can&#8217;t pick up a bat.<br \/>\nAnd that it&#8217;s time to go when I can&#8217;t laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some say seventy-five is three-quarters alive. I&#8217;ll make the best of one-fourth that remains. They say it sneaks up quietly, old age and all that jive. 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