{"id":2742,"date":"2022-09-17T10:56:17","date_gmt":"2022-09-17T14:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2022-09-17T10:56:17","modified_gmt":"2022-09-17T14:56:17","slug":"the-big-nra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2742","title":{"rendered":"The BIG NRA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was no election in 2028.<br \/>\nNo need, they said, the deed is done.<br \/>\nThe country&#8217;s been made great.<br \/>\nThe New Russian Alliance,<br \/>\ndubbed &#8216;The BIG NRA,&#8217;<br \/>\nwill make war cease and enforce peace<br \/>\nthe standard MAGA way.<br \/>\nThe laws of grab and tell will be<br \/>\nin practice &#8217;round the world.<br \/>\nOur great red hat militia<br \/>\nwill have trigger fingers curled.<br \/>\nAnd in the streets will march<br \/>\nthe armies of cloned Rudy Gee,<br \/>\nall leaking oil and destroying<br \/>\nour once brave history.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was no election in 2028. No need, they said, the deed is done. The country&#8217;s been made great. The New Russian Alliance, dubbed &#8216;The BIG NRA,&#8217; will make war cease and enforce peace the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2742\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1037,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1037","url_meta":{"origin":2742,"position":0},"title":"Letter to NRA Santa","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 25, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"All I want for Christmas is a gun, just like little Ralphie, except real. Armor-piercing bullets would be fun, and a barrel made of polished steel. Santa, bring me ammo clips, body targets, liquor nips. Arm me for a firefight. A silencer would be all right. Shoulder holster would be\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poem&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2743,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions\/2743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}