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As for his party,<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re a flock of ciphers, who emanate a general sense of dirty diapers.<br \/>\nThe country limps toward two Novembers, which in the end could see us left in embers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disconsolation has seen inflation without cessation within our nation, an aberration, collaboration of groups aligned to create devastation. The new contender, Gov. Ron DeSantis, has all the charm and passion of an evil praying mantis. He&#8217;s shipping immigrants to Edgartown, making him de facto Florida&#8217;s most evil clown. He&#8217;d like to be the U.S. Czar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2048,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2048","url_meta":{"origin":2744,"position":0},"title":"No Justice","author":"Rick Young","date":"September 18, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Of course he had her killed on Rosh Hashanah. 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O, dirty gray-brown scaled dinosaur cousin, I'm just glad that the noise you make's not buzzin'.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poem&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Reptile.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Reptile.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Reptile.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Reptile.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":206,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=206","url_meta":{"origin":2744,"position":5},"title":"Gravitas .0","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 10, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The sun, that yellow spider's web, revolves again around my head. 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