{"id":2774,"date":"2021-02-22T11:05:17","date_gmt":"2021-02-22T16:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2774"},"modified":"2023-07-30T10:33:26","modified_gmt":"2023-07-30T14:33:26","slug":"menlo-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2774","title":{"rendered":"Menlo Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Menlo Park. Menlo Park.<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t no Edison there.<br \/>\nThought I&#8217;d find him with Rodin.<br \/>\nNo one seems to care.<br \/>\nWhere is Tom?<br \/>\nThe bulbs are dim.<br \/>\nConserve your energy.<br \/>\nI came out here to find him!<br \/>\nBoy, you&#8217;re on the wrong sea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Menlo Park. Menlo Park. Ain&#8217;t no Edison there. Thought I&#8217;d find him with Rodin. No one seems to care. Where is Tom? The bulbs are dim. Conserve your energy. 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