“When the gourds are gone…”
\nis when the swords are drawn.
\nBut when there’s gourds aplenty,
\nwe think of twenty-twenty.
\nWe’ve had our share of gourds with bumps,
\nelongated humpty humps,
\ngourds with stripes and pumpkins blue,
\ntwisted gourds from Bonzai Two.
\n“No more gourds,” we scream to God.
\n“They’re morphing into something odd.”
\nArisen in the street, new Lords,
\ndogma spouting Christian gourds.
\n“You’ll not squash us any more!
\nWe’re not the gourds we were before.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“When the gourds are gone…” is when the swords are drawn. But when there’s gourds aplenty, we think of twenty-twenty. We’ve had our share of gourds with bumps, elongated humpty humps, gourds with stripes and pumpkins blue, twisted gourds from Bonzai Two. “No more gourds,” we scream to God. “They’re morphing into something odd.” Arisen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","category-posthumous-additions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2265,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2265","url_meta":{"origin":2776,"position":0},"title":"Gordian Knot","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 26, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"The gourd tradition on Thanksgiving was passed down from dead to living. 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