{"id":2778,"date":"2020-10-22T20:54:35","date_gmt":"2020-10-23T00:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2778"},"modified":"2023-07-30T10:55:38","modified_gmt":"2023-07-30T14:55:38","slug":"kountdown-to-krazee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2778","title":{"rendered":"Kountdown to Krazee"},"content":{"rendered":"

He’s been stewing many hours
\non Barack’s brutal takedown.
\nSo, tonight, he’s got two hours
\nto run a Bad Joe shakedown.
\nHe’ll have explicit videos
\nof Hunter with crack whores.
\nA masterpiece of cut and paste.
\nIs that Diana Dors?
\nHe’ll run with Rudy’s flaccid tips,
\nso recently exposed,
\nas intel fed through Russian lips.
\nHe didn’t sleep. He dozed.
\nAs time creeps by, we’ll sit and die,
\nwaiting for his eruption.
\nBy hour two, it’s clear
\nthis is a trial on his corruption.
\nExpect the sweats, strange alphabets,
\nand syntax taxed unfairly,
\na lot of pointing, deft disjointing.
\nInsane rating: Barely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s been stewing many hours on Barack’s brutal takedown. So, tonight, he’s got two hours to run a Bad Joe shakedown. He’ll have explicit videos of Hunter with crack whores. A masterpiece of cut and … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","category-posthumous-additions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2097,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2097","url_meta":{"origin":2778,"position":0},"title":"Ledger","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 9, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"A busted billionaire out on the ledge has drawn a crowd below; some holler, \"Jump\". 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